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Carolina. 16.
boy bands or gtfo.

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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funny-and-clever-url:

Happy Easter to everybody out there :)

funny-and-clever-url:

Happy Easter to everybody out there :)

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

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cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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